The Physics Store!
by B. Bacherwith a bit of help from a few friends…
Frictionless Surfaces | only $4.95 per square meter! | |
Inextensible Massless Rope | only $1.99 per meter! | |
Point Masses | only $1.39 per kilogram! | |
Massless, Zero-Volume Paint
Perfect for labeling those pesky electrons so you can keep them straight! |
*** SOLD OUT *** | |
Frictionless Pulleys | only $2.00 ea. | |
Massless Pulleys | only $4.49 ea. | |
Frictionless, Massless Pulleys | regularly $10.00, now only $7.49! | |
Ideal Springs | $.75 and up | |
Ideal Gas | monatomic | $5.00 per liter * |
diatomic | $7.50 per liter * | |
triatomic | $10.00 per liter * | |
* plus deposit on container. All gases delivered at STP. | ||
Magnetic Monopoles
Great Party Jokes! |
$1.25 ea. | |
Perfect Voltmeter | only $99.99 | |
Perfect Ammeter | only $159.99 | |
Special Sale: Buy Ammeter, get Voltmeter for half price! | ||
700 W Perfect Refrigerator | only $899.99 | |
Zero-Resistance Wire Various gauges available, inquire as to price and/or availability |
Source (edited by Brad Templeton): rec.humor.funny (1991)